Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Rioting retards

Following on from yesterday, here's is a quick collection of the extra special morons who've been involved in the rioting. I'll be adding more to this over the course of the day as I become aware of them. Brilliantly these are all being passed onto Crimewatch as people spot them online, so with a little luck some retribution will be on it's way.

Along with this, please check out CatchALooter who are doing an excellent job of gathering images together to help identify this filth.

This idiot works for Currys, and decided that looting her own store was a good idea (apologies for linking to the *spit* Daily Mail *spit*), because she'd never get recognised on the CCTV

Here are some digital genius' who felt that bragging to everyone online about what he stole might be a good idea;

At least that guy came close to being able to put together a coherent sentence. "Barbz" here looks like she's struggle to tie her shoe laces in the morning:

It's a wonderful world out there some times isn't it.

Update: Looks like this particular split condom has had it pointed out to her enough times that she's a complete moron, and has since deleted her Twitter account. The internet will never be the same again.

This is a new favourite, stealing crisps from Poundland, how shit does your life have to be for that to be an improvement? Christ, it must be shit being you. (left the original tweeter in as he posted it, not because he had something to do with it. Obviously.)

When I'm done with a hard days rioting, I like to head home and cook up a nice healthy dinner of Tesco Value rice. I'm guessing anything more complicated than "just add water" would be pushing it. Pot Noodle stockists take note.

In addition, the Met Police's official flickr feed for suspects can be found here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/metropolitanpolice/

At the risk of creating a link farm here, there's even more brilliance in this direction http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/


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Anonymous said...

Dirt - Filth!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Dean Esnard:

Anonymous said...

"Barbz" wasn't a real account, just a troll. The picture is cropped from one of the first ones to turn up in a Google Image Search for "chav," and it's been used before on The Register and other sites for a while to illustrate generic chavs.

There have been a number of hoaxes to come out of the riots, and most of Twitter's supposed coverage is demonstrably false (like Barbz).

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